dude, that ship is obviously coming for you, please don't jump into the water towards it.

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@yatsu That HAD to be the same dude that jumped overboard rather than wait for the lifeboat to drop. #Monsterdon

this is a press conference to tell you there will be no press conference.

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sir, i survived a ship disaster in a typhoon, spent several days hanging out on an apparently deserted island, and now i've been under medical surveillance for at least a day. am i tired???

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i don't know if i should be impressed, but i'm at least familiar enough with japanese to cringe when that old white guy tried it.

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(in his defense, it's not the worst i've heard, not even the worst i've heard on monsterdon, but it was definitely read off a cue card by a guy who'd studied japanese in a corporate setting.)

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@yatsu Oh darn, I always forget about Monsterdon, and Mothra is my favorite. I know the words to the Mothra Song!
How far along are you?

hi hello nice to see you hi hi hello hi

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@Ambulocetus we started at the top of the hour, so it'll be however far past the hour. only about 15 minutes in right now. the reporters are sitting in 1960s lounge chairs, Schemeing. (^_^)

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itterasshai

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i think you'd better detekoi, sir.

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this guy with the gun is having a little too much fun. (^_^)

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oh no! a matte painting!

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mm, gooey.

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kobito no onna???

dude's interested...

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oyasumi! (the only correct reaction to that guy.)

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well WE won't be testing any nuclear weapons, we can't speak for the Americans.

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@yatsu

Or the French..

wakaran. (what a handy word.)

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hey! there's our girl!

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