There's a creature in these woods... Been causin' a heap o' trouble for the good folks over yonder. #Monsterdon

♫ Oh we're a danger to ourselves and others~ ♪ #Monsterdon

Good. #Monsterdon

And now, loving aerial shots of Rat's Ass Mississippi. #Monsterdon

The traditional tender '70s love ballad that has *absolutely jack shit to do with the plot of the movie it's on*

Yay #Monsterdon

The tender love ballad, the blatant disrespect for the environment, the sickly green stationwagon... Aaaah, hello again, 1970s. #Monsterdon

"Show me that you love me... One more time... Rip my head off~ in the booooooog~ ♪" #Monsterdon

Aaah we are *overflowing* with class here. #Monsterdon

They're shooting day for

bog

#Monsterdon

...Are they dead yet? #Monsterdon

That's your grandparents, Joel. #Monsterdon

This is like Married With Children except the characters are even more unlikeable. Really a remarkable achievement, actually. #Monsterdon

Aw, Mae gets to leave the film first. Lucky lady, I'm jealous. #Monsterdon

And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon

And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe If only.

More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon

"My god, whatever did this was capable of tearing a sheet of tent nylon CLEAN IN HALF!" #Monsterdon

So now our disgusting hunters vanish from the film and leave us with the porky cops, right? I'd almost prefer that. #Monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon