The tender love ballad, the blatant disrespect for the environment, the sickly green stationwagon... Aaaah, hello again, 1970s. #Monsterdon

"Show me that you love me... One more time... Rip my head off~ in the booooooog~ ♪" #Monsterdon

Aaah we are *overflowing* with class here. #Monsterdon

They're shooting day for

bog

#Monsterdon

...Are they dead yet? #Monsterdon

That's your grandparents, Joel. #Monsterdon

This is like Married With Children except the characters are even more unlikeable. Really a remarkable achievement, actually. #Monsterdon

Aw, Mae gets to leave the film first. Lucky lady, I'm jealous. #Monsterdon

And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon

And she opens the car door and Octaman jumps out! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe If only.

More undercooked pork specimens of the 1970s. #Monsterdon

"My god, whatever did this was capable of tearing a sheet of tent nylon CLEAN IN HALF!" #Monsterdon

So now our disgusting hunters vanish from the film and leave us with the porky cops, right? I'd almost prefer that. #Monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I was really expecting Barbara Hale in that role. #Monsterdon

70s COP VIOLENCE

CINEMA VERITE, GENTLEMEN

#Monsterdon

"Two young lives, wasted like that!"

Yeah, being in this film was totally avoidable. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, Bog Dracula (1979) #Monsterdon

...what in the fucking

why are we being assaulted by Hong Kong Fooey-voice here #Monsterdon

Oh NO, a COP DIED

How

Terrible

#Monsterdon