FADE TO BLACK

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FADE TO BLACK #Monsterdon

Man, these two. Not since Barbara Hale and Doughy Guy in The Giant Spider Invasion. #Monsterdon

Oh, well then, by all means Mario Mario, go jump into the lake with a five pound bomb on your chest. #Monsterdon

"That is not dead which can eternal BOG" #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the wonderful days before environmental impact statements >_> #Monsterdon

"Thank god none of us were wearing ear protection!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID THANK GOD NONE OF US WERE WEARING EAR PROTECTION!" #Monsterdon

Oooo I hope they're dead #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAAY THEY'RE DEAD! #Monsterdon

"Son of a bitch!" *hits car roof*

...

*sound of him hitting the car roof plays*

#Monsterdon

"Everything's fine but I do have a problem."

Then everything's NOT fine, you ambulatory pork roast. #Monsterdon

Y'know, you gotta be really dedicated to be a Bog Hag in Wisconsin. Like, that's not a prestigious hag post, you get no respect. #Monsterdon

Eets Naht a Tumor #Monsterdon

It's nice that they were able to rent the high school biology classroom for this scene. #Monsterdon

WISCONSIN'S FINEST ON FULL ALERT #Monsterdon

"These are mucous-producing cells"

Yes, we've met the cast thank you. #Monsterdon

"Mineralized tissue... Slimy"

WE'VE MET THE CAST. THANK YOU. #Monsterdon

wait

Metal. Long beak. Made of molybdenum.

CROW T ROBOT!? #Monsterdon

Huh. So *this* is Tommy Bartlett's Water Show. #Monsterdon

Huh, monster laid gacha eggs. #Monsterdon

Diver man to the rescue! Diver man AWAY! #Monsterdon