"Son of a bitch!" *hits car roof*

...

*sound of him hitting the car roof plays*

#Monsterdon

"Everything's fine but I do have a problem."

Then everything's NOT fine, you ambulatory pork roast. #Monsterdon

Y'know, you gotta be really dedicated to be a Bog Hag in Wisconsin. Like, that's not a prestigious hag post, you get no respect. #Monsterdon

Eets Naht a Tumor #Monsterdon

It's nice that they were able to rent the high school biology classroom for this scene. #Monsterdon

WISCONSIN'S FINEST ON FULL ALERT #Monsterdon

"These are mucous-producing cells"

Yes, we've met the cast thank you. #Monsterdon

"Mineralized tissue... Slimy"

WE'VE MET THE CAST. THANK YOU. #Monsterdon

wait

Metal. Long beak. Made of molybdenum.

CROW T ROBOT!? #Monsterdon

Huh. So *this* is Tommy Bartlett's Water Show. #Monsterdon

Huh, monster laid gacha eggs. #Monsterdon

Diver man to the rescue! Diver man AWAY! #Monsterdon

"The victim drew a sketch, you wanna see it?"

#Monsterdon

"Well goodbye, dummies."

Bastard stole my closing line for the film #Monsterdon

Again, this is gonna be like The Giant Spider Invasion and they're gonna forget the flares while the sheriff gets eaten by the monster butt-first. #Monsterdon

"You heard the man, get crackin'!"

Like you in the storage room, sir? #Monsterdon

WHAT DID I TELL YOU get eaten butt-first, twerp #Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA

What a GREAT costume! #Monsterdon

He's not Boggy, he's Foamy #Monsterdon

Oh hey, he stole the cop's plane from The Wicker Man #Monsterdon