Oh hey, he stole the cop's plane from The Wicker Man #Monsterdon

I swear to god if the monster turns out to be the bog lady's kid... #Monsterdon

Oh, the monster's full of pistachio cream. #Monsterdon

I swear to god if the monster turns out to be the bog lady's kid... #Monsterdon

oh I am scowling at this movie *so fucking hard* #Monsterdon

"Well, she's dead and that's that."

Well the movie's over and that's that. #Monsterdon

Portrait of a 70's guy in his natural habitat

Grunting in a recliner. #Monsterdon

Oh, the traditional monster princess carry scene! It's true, Wisconsin really IS for lovers! #Monsterdon

"Brad look! A shoe!"

Cinderella!? #Monsterdon

guys a little word of advice

if you're trying to shoot night for day

DON'T SHOW THE BRIGHT BLUE SKY

YOU DOLTS #Monsterdon

And now, the Boggy Creek Choir. #Monsterdon

Poor monster's got a nasty case of indigestion. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA OH MY GOD

THE CAR CRASH XD XD XD

Poor bastard's acrylic paint went up in FLAMES! XD XD #Monsterdon

Well, on the other hand, you should be able to flake the monster with a fork at this stage. #Monsterdon

...That's it? No resolution? We never learn if Jenny was infected by the monster? They just... Don't look for the eggs?

Okay, fuck you too then. #Monsterdon

...wait

is the 70s love ballad meant to be the monster's Human Female Bride singing to the VAMPIRE SEX FISH??? #Monsterdon