does this really say Based on the Horrifying Best Seller by Shaun Hutson ???
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Slugs, a 1982 UK horror novel written by Shaun Hutson ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slugs_(novel) ) #monsterdon

apparently there was a sequel novel, called Breeding Ground. #no
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okay, i'm reading the previous on the author's website (because i hate myself) and his author's note says, "The fact that it was filmed (not particularly well I hasten to add)..." so i think we're in for a real treat this evening, folks... #monsterdon

the author's note goes on to say, "Fuck me, talk about embarrassing." i think we may want to buckle up, people. (^_^) #monsterdon

darn it. #monsterdon

wow, that might be the quickest death we've ever had on #monsterdon

played by the royal philharmonic, which wasn't doing anything else with its afternoon, so why not. #monsterdon

oops, dude was mean to doggo, he must be ensluggified now. #monsterdon

wait, is his whole basement his trashcan, i don't understand. #monsterdon

that guy and his wife have the same haircut, their marriage will last. #monsterdon

AND you get a fine for-- ha! thank you. #monsterdon

okay, i was correct. did this man not own a trash can or what? #monsterdon

can we send the lady down into the sewers instead? #monsterdon

dude, when your sewer blockage pulls back, it's time to-- okay, thank you. the one smart man in this movie. #monsterdon

get a room, jesus, no one needs to see that much heterosexuality on display. #monsterdon

i think the slugs also ate the acting in this movie. #monsterdon

apparently it also ate the ADR staff. yikes. #monsterdon

this woman is in her own 1950s sitcom, meanwhile her husband is in the dumbest horror film ever made. #monsterdon