that guy and his wife have the same haircut, their marriage will last. #monsterdon

AND you get a fine for-- ha! thank you. #monsterdon

okay, i was correct. did this man not own a trash can or what? #monsterdon

can we send the lady down into the sewers instead? #monsterdon

dude, when your sewer blockage pulls back, it's time to-- okay, thank you. the one smart man in this movie. #monsterdon

get a room, jesus, no one needs to see that much heterosexuality on display. #monsterdon

i think the slugs also ate the acting in this movie. #monsterdon

apparently it also ate the ADR staff. yikes. #monsterdon

this woman is in her own 1950s sitcom, meanwhile her husband is in the dumbest horror film ever made. #monsterdon

he sounds like he liked them a little too much. #monsterdon

woah these two might actually be using their brains? #monsterdon

does the writer of this movie think this is sexy talk??? #monsterdon

also, i think their license plate said ###-ZUL, so are the slugs the Keymaster? or is that one of these disgusting heterosexuals. #monsterdon

"i can't risk losing you."
ma'am, i read an excerpt of this novel, i'm pretty sure you're gonna need another drink after this scene. #monsterdon

are we gonna have to watch these two? i mean, i do need to catch up on the timeline, but... #monsterdon

wow, he just murdered that slug, right there on camera. #monsterdon

yesss. eat themmm. #monsterdon

mm, tasty infrastructure explanation. (^_^)
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um, we're not gonna see him vomit up a slug, are we? #monsterdon

ah, okay, well that was much worse then. #monsterdon