okay, i was correct. did this man not own a trash can or what? #monsterdon

can we send the lady down into the sewers instead? #monsterdon

dude, when your sewer blockage pulls back, it's time to-- okay, thank you. the one smart man in this movie. #monsterdon

get a room, jesus, no one needs to see that much heterosexuality on display. #monsterdon

i think the slugs also ate the acting in this movie. #monsterdon

apparently it also ate the ADR staff. yikes. #monsterdon

this woman is in her own 1950s sitcom, meanwhile her husband is in the dumbest horror film ever made. #monsterdon

he sounds like he liked them a little too much. #monsterdon

woah these two might actually be using their brains? #monsterdon

does the writer of this movie think this is sexy talk??? #monsterdon

also, i think their license plate said ###-ZUL, so are the slugs the Keymaster? or is that one of these disgusting heterosexuals. #monsterdon

"i can't risk losing you."
ma'am, i read an excerpt of this novel, i'm pretty sure you're gonna need another drink after this scene. #monsterdon

are we gonna have to watch these two? i mean, i do need to catch up on the timeline, but... #monsterdon

wow, he just murdered that slug, right there on camera. #monsterdon

yesss. eat themmm. #monsterdon

mm, tasty infrastructure explanation. (^_^)
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um, we're not gonna see him vomit up a slug, are we? #monsterdon

ah, okay, well that was much worse then. #monsterdon

when does the sherrif get slugged? #monsterdon

listen, if you can't tell me what the problem is over the phone, i'm not coming home, that's just all there is to it, you use your words or you're on your own. #monsterdon