does the writer of this movie think this is sexy talk??? #monsterdon

also, i think their license plate said ###-ZUL, so are the slugs the Keymaster? or is that one of these disgusting heterosexuals. #monsterdon

"i can't risk losing you."
ma'am, i read an excerpt of this novel, i'm pretty sure you're gonna need another drink after this scene. #monsterdon

are we gonna have to watch these two? i mean, i do need to catch up on the timeline, but... #monsterdon

wow, he just murdered that slug, right there on camera. #monsterdon

yesss. eat themmm. #monsterdon

mm, tasty infrastructure explanation. (^_^)
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um, we're not gonna see him vomit up a slug, are we? #monsterdon

ah, okay, well that was much worse then. #monsterdon

when does the sherrif get slugged? #monsterdon

listen, if you can't tell me what the problem is over the phone, i'm not coming home, that's just all there is to it, you use your words or you're on your own. #monsterdon

"you got that?"
you nearly didn't, sir.
#monsterdon

imagine showing up to Amity Island and trying to buy the beach just as Brody shows up to scream about sharks. #monsterdon