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  3. They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

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  • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

    RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

    They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

    HollieKH This user is from outside of this forum
    HollieKH This user is from outside of this forum
    HollieK
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    #2

    @cstross Oh, FFS. ELEVEN! ELEVEN! ELEVEN!

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    • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

      RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

      They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

      Lauren WeinsteinL This user is from outside of this forum
      Lauren WeinsteinL This user is from outside of this forum
      Lauren Weinstein
      wrote last edited by
      #3

      @cstross The gimp suits with the shock belts are reserved as employee perks.

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      • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

        RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

        They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

        Woozle HypertwinW This user is from outside of this forum
        Woozle HypertwinW This user is from outside of this forum
        Woozle Hypertwin
        wrote last edited by
        #4

        @cstross

        Turning and turning in the widening gyre
        The employer cannot hear the employee;
        Things fall apart;
        The call centre cannot hold...

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        • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

          RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

          They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

          Dr. Professor Fred RococoM This user is from outside of this forum
          Dr. Professor Fred RococoM This user is from outside of this forum
          Dr. Professor Fred Rococo
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          #5

          @cstross rictus grin, or it gets the hose again

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          • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

            RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

            They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

            Rafe CulpinR This user is from outside of this forum
            Rafe CulpinR This user is from outside of this forum
            Rafe Culpin
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            #6

            @cstross Borger King

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            • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

              RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

              They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

              YsegrimY This user is from outside of this forum
              YsegrimY This user is from outside of this forum
              Ysegrim
              wrote last edited by
              #7

              @cstross Ah. Reverse Centaur - the AI fails to do the job, so they delegate it to a human being supervised by the AI.

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              • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

                They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

                Idaho buckeyeI This user is from outside of this forum
                Idaho buckeyeI This user is from outside of this forum
                Idaho buckeye
                wrote last edited by
                #8

                @cstross I vote for improving their food. It's been years since I stopped at a Burger King, I have serious doubts that a friendly server will fix the real problems.

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                • Idaho buckeyeI Idaho buckeye

                  @cstross I vote for improving their food. It's been years since I stopped at a Burger King, I have serious doubts that a friendly server will fix the real problems.

                  Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                  Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                  Charlie Stross
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                  #9

                  @idahobucks I dislike the high street fast food chains on principle and rarely eat burgers: when I do, it's in a proper restaurant, or at least a pub with a decent beer and comfortable seating.

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                  • Woozle HypertwinW Woozle Hypertwin

                    @cstross

                    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
                    The employer cannot hear the employee;
                    Things fall apart;
                    The call centre cannot hold...

                    Hugo MillsD This user is from outside of this forum
                    Hugo MillsD This user is from outside of this forum
                    Hugo Mills
                    wrote last edited by
                    #10

                    @woozle @cstross Mere advertising is loosed upon the world.

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                    • HollieKH HollieK

                      @cstross Oh, FFS. ELEVEN! ELEVEN! ELEVEN!

                      DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                      DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                      DressToKILT
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                      #11

                      @HollieK72 @cstross FREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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                      • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                        RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

                        They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

                        DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                        DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                        DressToKILT
                        wrote last edited by
                        #12

                        @cstross They named it Patty.

                        THEY NAMED IT PATTY!

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                        • DressToKILTD DressToKILT

                          @HollieK72 @cstross FREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

                          DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                          DressToKILTD This user is from outside of this forum
                          DressToKILT
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                          @HollieK72 @cstross I honestly appreciate the Darmoking of communication.

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                          • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                            RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

                            They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

                            Uncle SlackyU This user is from outside of this forum
                            Uncle SlackyU This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #14

                            @cstross Life imitates Marshall Brain's "Manna": https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

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                            • Charlie StrossC Charlie Stross

                              RE: https://mastodon.nl/@dvsoest/116137903918872938

                              They aren't rolling out the Company Face™ and the gimp suits with shock belts yet, so we're not *quite* in "Quantum of Nightmares" territory, but it's visibly slouching towards a public demo at TED …

                              Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G This user is from outside of this forum
                              Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G This user is from outside of this forum
                              Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
                              wrote last edited by
                              #15

                              @cstross
                              Yes, thank you for trying to ruin “muppets” for me by the way… 😐
                              @dvsoest

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                              • Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

                                @cstross
                                Yes, thank you for trying to ruin “muppets” for me by the way… 😐
                                @dvsoest

                                Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                                Charlie StrossC This user is from outside of this forum
                                Charlie Stross
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                                @gareth @dvsoest Look, it's NOT MY FAULT that Jim Henson horked up the word "muppet" and immediately misunderstood it as a portmanteau of "marionette" and "puppet" rather than the MUCH MORE OBVIOUS "meat puppet"!

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