i am a few minutes behind and trying catch up, and usually i can catch some stuff watching the feed but literally nothing any of y'all are saying is making any sense #monsterdon

I would love to see an etymological study of "space mumbo jumbo" - like how did we come to a consensus that there was a made up term named "hyperspace" and like star trek's "subspace" and all that terminology that is sort of the meta-canon of all space-y scifi #monsterdon

director after every audition: "marvelous! positively robotic! the way you made me feel the disconnection between every word, i could almost see the script just off camera"
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this movie has not missed on a single shot yet though, everything sucks so gad in such a good way. absolutely incredible visual clusterfuck to have fit into only 12 minutes #monsterdon

talking about escaping and the guard was 1 foot away from you the whole time, it just took him awhile to process #monsterdon

TH E FUCKING southern drawl cop robot made me choke and i still have not recovered, what the FUCK was that #monsterdon

i am learning that my favorite quality in movies is getting all three of the trifecta right
a) me not knowing what the fuck is happening
b) clearly trying and failing to do something even if we have no idea what is is, aka not cynically "bad on purpose"
c) whatever is happening is awesome anyway

and this movie is really breaking the meters on all three scales #monsterdon

GOTTA CLIP THE HYPERSPACE effect at this #timestamp #monsterdon

like 75% of the way through filming this movie they must have had the thought like "why is this guy even a robot, nothing about him is a robot" #monsterdon

on the planet of big tiddy babes who kick ass our policing culture is to just leave behind enemies once they fall down and stop moving for a second #monsterdon

"L i didn't know you could survive hand to hand combat and aim accurately at short ranges" -things someone in a culture where robots are totally normal would say
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BIG DREAMS: gigantic mecha-babe that stands guard of the beach
SMALL BUDGET: soundtrack performed by a single musician lazily going doot doot doot doot over the clay model one fo the production exec's kids made while being bored onset
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the soundtrack has wandered off and is scoring the intensity of a completely different movie #monsterdon

he is BARELY GREEN did they film this in ONE DAY front to back??? #monsterdon

look, multiple moons/suns, fine, plausible. hyperspeed 1000 knot atmosphere without surface wind, not fine. pick a different weird planetary feature #monsterdon

what is going on #monsterdon

what the fuck is every word of dialogue and what are they doing in the snow #monsterdon

not making sure someone is dead when they fall down and stop moving for a second seems to be a really common problem in this universe. their weapons seem to just vaporize people entirely. maybe they are just used to death being extremely near at hand and medicine is very effective so nobody ever gets knocked out or anything #monsterdon

the solution to the bad guy was just to push his laser beams back at him? OK!?!?!?!? #monsterdon