This is why I’m respeccing as a rogue this week.

I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!

This reminded me of a time our rogue fell into a pit trap that had a pair of mimics down there. The first turn it was clear the rogue was going to die without some help and nobody wanted to join them in the pit of dying. Me and the other sorc looked at each other, “hey rogue, you picked improved evasion right?”, fireball o’clock

Did the rogue make it?

Almost all campaigns I ran I’d have them start level 3-5 depending on what stories I wanted to tell. Pathfinder 1 the first couple levels are trash anyways and I personally felt like I didn’t have much interest with my own characters until I could see their unique abilities start to come online, so that’s where I liked to start players in my own campaigns

Can I use my sneak attack? No? Damn. Ok does an 8 hit. What does before modifers mean?

It’s ok it’s a TV show and he was just acting.

They did! Improved evasion is so OP we were way less of a threat than getting Eiffel towered by mimics

I think this whole situation improved considerably when everyone became invisible. See? No one is around now, combat complete

This is something I do find a bit annoying with other players I’ve played with. I can accept it if they are playing for the first time, but by level 10 you should already know what spells you took and what they do at minimum.

Ouch, ow. Stop, please

This almost never works out because by my next turn, the battlefield is completely different than what it was when I ended my previous turn.

A d20. ‍️

I think it’s a d12 and then some 3rd grad math homework I didn’t do.

That’s if you hit them. You gotta see if you hit them first.

Ohhh, that’s the d20 and then uuhhhhh… proficiency then ummmmmmm. Dose 11 plus 3 plus something else hit?

by level 10 you should already know what spells you took and what they do at minimum

As often as not, the control wizard is trying to figure out if they can drop the AoE template to just hit the bad guys. Blaster Casters tend to have less of a problem because every turn is “Does it have fire resistance? Yes: Magic Missile / No: Scorching Ray”

The really annoying wizards are the Summoners, because “it’s my turn so let me add another 1d4+1 turdlings to the battle field and take 6 attacks with the gumbas currently out here”.

sorcerer DM

I’ll also spot you that turn one is generally basic bitch shit.

It’s turn seven, when the wizard has gone through six prior Save or Sucks only to find out the DM has introduced another creature on which none of them work that they’re fumbling around for options.