Finally got the store to work :P Picked up Last Epoch, hopefully a good mindless grinding game.
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That's a couple hours of #LostEpoch, here's some initial thoughts;
-It's a Diablo-like, so the plot is very dreary and serious, but also kind of hilarious? The first hour of the game has you Marching Off To War, but you stop to help an old man retrieve an artifact and he goes, "Welp, we're losing the war, nothing for it!" and pushes you into a Time Hole (with *the artifact you retrieved for him* that's gratitude 9_9) to a Ruined Future where Cthuloid monsters are eating the planet.
Which is, I think you'll agree, a WILD overreaction to losing a war.
Also I'm not 100% sure about the timeline, but I think the Eternal Empire of Immortal Undead that came between the War of the Gods era we came from and the Cthuloid Brunch era we ended up in actually only lasted like 300 years.
Which, again, is *hilarious.*
@CactuarJoe this is what happens when you give Lavos a battle.net account
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@CactuarJoe this is what happens when you give Lavos a battle.net account
@xerozohar Basically!
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Now I just gotta not get so obsessive I fry my brain
which is a thing I have done before >_>;
@CactuarJoe obsession? Whatever do you mean? *Drops a pile of everspace side content he doesn't need to do at all*
Oh how'd that get there?
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@CactuarJoe obsession? Whatever do you mean? *Drops a pile of everspace side content he doesn't need to do at all*
Oh how'd that get there?
@xerozohar Nobody saw anything! Nobody!
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Now I just gotta not get so obsessive I fry my brain
which is a thing I have done before >_>;
Getting further into the game, I'm finding the level of complexity very nice. High enough to be interesting but not so high that I'm worried about screwing myself over.
The plot continues to be very funny when looked at I'm the right light. The Time Artifact is basically a character in its own right, and it's kind of scatterbrained. Got all the way to a major plot boss and one of the other characters is like, "Use the Spear!" and I'm like what spear, this is the first I'm hearing of a spear and the Time Thingy goes, "Oops, hold on lol" and throws your ass back in time to go pick it up
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Getting further into the game, I'm finding the level of complexity very nice. High enough to be interesting but not so high that I'm worried about screwing myself over.
The plot continues to be very funny when looked at I'm the right light. The Time Artifact is basically a character in its own right, and it's kind of scatterbrained. Got all the way to a major plot boss and one of the other characters is like, "Use the Spear!" and I'm like what spear, this is the first I'm hearing of a spear and the Time Thingy goes, "Oops, hold on lol" and throws your ass back in time to go pick it up
It does kinda bug me that Diablo-likes only seem to have one kind of visual style. A little deviation from Grimdark Fantasy would be nice. #LastEpoch #Gaming
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It does kinda bug me that Diablo-likes only seem to have one kind of visual style. A little deviation from Grimdark Fantasy would be nice. #LastEpoch #Gaming
I think the Time Thingy has ADHD. It interrupted the Quest For The Spear to introduce the game's Infinite Endgame Dungeon. Dude, I sympathize but can we try finishing the active quest line first? #LastEpoch #Gaming
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I think the Time Thingy has ADHD. It interrupted the Quest For The Spear to introduce the game's Infinite Endgame Dungeon. Dude, I sympathize but can we try finishing the active quest line first? #LastEpoch #Gaming
@CactuarJoe same. Time thingy. Same.
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I think the Time Thingy has ADHD. It interrupted the Quest For The Spear to introduce the game's Infinite Endgame Dungeon. Dude, I sympathize but can we try finishing the active quest line first? #LastEpoch #Gaming
The thing about Diablo-likes is they reward high concentration and twitch reflexes
and while I am *capable* of those I also have a habit of long gameplay sessions
so after the first hour or so you can start to hear the gentle sizzling of my brain and watch my eyes shrivel up like raisins
cos i'm forgetting to blink
i gotta headache now
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The thing about Diablo-likes is they reward high concentration and twitch reflexes
and while I am *capable* of those I also have a habit of long gameplay sessions
so after the first hour or so you can start to hear the gentle sizzling of my brain and watch my eyes shrivel up like raisins
cos i'm forgetting to blink
i gotta headache now
also that cannot possibly have been two hours i haven't exercised yet today