damn. he survived.

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ah. so he's definitely Changing then. gotcha.

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the masculine urge to wander out into the woods and -- oh. too bad.

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i don't know about the rest of you, but i really prefer people not to howl during my full moonlight, in front of the fire, wild nature sexual congress.

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honestly, i'd be mad too if my teeth suddenly got that big.

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there's something about a woman named Terry that feels very late 80s to me...

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*knock knock* hello, i'm just a relative innocent younger woman, all alone and not carrying any weapons. is anyone home?

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@yatsu "Doo dee doo, I'll just sneak into the murdershack, oo dee doo, oh what nice wood paneling, doo de doo, oops my brain fell out, la la la" #Monsterdon

okay, minus several thousand for not leaving the instant she saw all the disgusting newspaper clippings, but i guess she gets some points for grabbing a weapon and then actually using it.

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is this like The Thing, where each part is its own organism? wth?

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this lady's entire job was being paid to wake up scared from a nightmare. good money if you can get it, i guess, but...

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oi, sir!

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ma'am, whispering's not gonna help when the phone lines are no doubt tapped.

#monsterdon

no, he's not gonna hang up, but i sure wish i could.

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wait, so main lady's name is Karen, and Plucky Reporter is Carrie? ah.

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oh yeah, perfectly safe. too bad.

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and now she has to see her bestie's mangled corpse. okay, this lady's earned a couple of days at a real spa, at least.

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now that's a boob job that'll last.

(i'm sorry.)

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