Dammit…

Now I want to see a LARPer chucking shot bottles at people.

It fixes everything in Mage Arena!

The 1 oz ones are for Fire Bolt, they are just trying to look tough.

Ho does fireball help orphens reunite with parents? That one cast confusion on me.

In the afterlife.

Duration: Permanent

This ain’t Family Feud!

Orphanes

I could see putting a little radius ring on one of those being useful, just pull it out and put it on the table (if you’re playing with a map/grid) without saying a word.

Edit: ooh, could have tiny umbrella mechanical bits built into it to pop out the radius!

Necro: “one sec”

orphan returns as a revenant

It’s just a quirk of chemical nomenclature. This indicates that they are flammable orphans.

Yes, when they die a firey death bcz some unwitting sap cast fireball not realizing their were orphans in the area…

All things are possible through careful metamagic!

Orphanes and orphane accessories

It turns out that an orphan can inherit a critical trait from their parents: “habit of standing in the way of an important player character’s ongoing battle.”

Ohohoho it really does!