"Gentlemen. We're about to go ashore."

Now remember, if you don't understand it, start shooting. #Monsterdon

Holy crap, we've stumbled upon the matte painting forest! #Monsterdon

Whoops, found the Matango set. #Monsterdon

Dude just kinda licks anything he finds, it's a real problem. #Monsterdon

I've seen enough hentai to know, etc etc etc #Monsterdon

Whoops, never mind, it just styrofoam squeaked him to death. #Monsterdon

Nelson like, "Tiny women!? I'm taking them to BROADWAY!" #Monsterdon

I've seen enough hentai to know, etc etc etc #Monsterdon

It really does have to be said that their SOS alarm is very soothing. #Monsterdon

It really does have to be said that their SOS alarm is very soothing. #Monsterdon

"They were attracted by the sound of the sirens!"

Funny, usually it works the other way around with Sirens. #Monsterdon

"What should I do boss"

Y'know it's a shame the meaning of the word "goon" has shifted so unfortunately. That guy was *made* to be a goon. #Monsterdon

"Clark Nelson. History unknown."

All we have is a rental record for a column in Trafalgar. #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP! #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP! #Monsterdon

Nelson is literally just Gargamel. #Monsterdon

The blackface in Mothra films never really improves, huh #Monsterdon

whoops, he went and told mom #Monsterdon

Yeah, silence as a defense was a great idea, except for THE LEADER OF THE EXPEDITION BEING A HUGE CROOK >_>

These films are always like, "Oh, the reporter shouldn't say anything, it'd be wrong" and it *always* fucks things up. #Monsterdon

Nelson's accent really is more Dracula than Japan. #Monsterdon