Is that a fecking Chick Tract?

https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046

the parody adds so much more flavour though: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTtpi7gJO7XOBoFSiLAYjrfR6n9odNG9y

Oh I remember this! I also remember struggling to figure out if it was satire or not.

And also remember being super pissed about reaching Level 8 with my mage and not being invited into a witches’ coven. What the frick??

“Suddenly, the land on your side of the river spontaneously turns to lava. What do you do?”

Find out in the next season of our campaign: “Survival in the Lands of Lava”. DM weeps quietly.

Much like good moderators or party healers, the never-ending work of DMs is grossly underappreciated.

seduce the lava, of course

The DM, sporting a hollowed eyed thousand yard stare, slowly reached for the bottle and the large pack of painkillers. It took three party members to hold them down until the ambulance arrived with the sedatives.

Edit: But also, that’s kinda hot.

“What if I stab the river in the mouth?”

Thanks for sharing, I really enjoyed that. The decreasingly suppressed lesbian subtext was brilliant.