These people aren't werewolves, they're weirdwolves. #Monsterdon

"I'm looking for my wife."

Me too, Bill. #Monsterdon

Oh great, another Eddie. -_-; #Monsterdon

"She's a very elemental person"

No, the band is elemental. Earth, wind, and fire specifically. #Monsterdon

"She's a very elemental person"

No, the band is elemental. Earth, wind, and fire specifically. #Monsterdon

"We're out in the middle of nowhere, leave the window with no screen open all night and see how much bat rabies we can get." #Monsterdon

"We're out in the middle of nowhere, leave the window with no screen open all night and see how much bat rabies we can get." #Monsterdon

Ma'am I appreciate you're an Intrepid Reporter but this may be the stupidest course of action a person in your position could possibly take. #Monsterdon

...Isn't that one of the cavemen from those Geico commercials? #Monsterdon

"You're a lot prettier than Walter Cronkite!"

Sorry I can't return the compliment, sir. #Monsterdon

"He didn't get up and walk out on-"

I'm gonna stop you right there, sir. #Monsterdon

"I figure another five years of real hard work, maybe I'll be a real human being"

Not if the Scientology you're reading has anything to say about it. #Monsterdon

"I figure another five years of real hard work, maybe I'll be a real human being"

Not if the Scientology you're reading has anything to say about it. #Monsterdon

"I still think it was UFOs!"

Let's not cross genres now, chief.

#Monsterdon

"I still think it was UFOs!"

Let's not cross genres now, chief.

#Monsterdon

What's with the video poker soundtrack? #Monsterdon

"Warlocks, Werewolves, and Demons"

Ah, the good ol' WWD. #Monsterdon

"They're worse than cock-a-roaches!"

Dem werewolves, fuhgeddabouddit, I'm WAAAAAALKIN' HEAH #Monsterdon

"What do you do with these things?"

"Cook 'em."

"Oh."

...What did you THINK they did with 'em? #Monsterdon

Oh Marsha's cooking all right. #Monsterdon