Ma'am I appreciate you're an Intrepid Reporter but this may be the stupidest course of action a person in your position could possibly take. #Monsterdon

...Isn't that one of the cavemen from those Geico commercials? #Monsterdon

"You're a lot prettier than Walter Cronkite!"

Sorry I can't return the compliment, sir. #Monsterdon

"He didn't get up and walk out on-"

I'm gonna stop you right there, sir. #Monsterdon

"I figure another five years of real hard work, maybe I'll be a real human being"

Not if the Scientology you're reading has anything to say about it. #Monsterdon

"I figure another five years of real hard work, maybe I'll be a real human being"

Not if the Scientology you're reading has anything to say about it. #Monsterdon

"I still think it was UFOs!"

Let's not cross genres now, chief.

#Monsterdon

"I still think it was UFOs!"

Let's not cross genres now, chief.

#Monsterdon

What's with the video poker soundtrack? #Monsterdon

"Warlocks, Werewolves, and Demons"

Ah, the good ol' WWD. #Monsterdon

"They're worse than cock-a-roaches!"

Dem werewolves, fuhgeddabouddit, I'm WAAAAAALKIN' HEAH #Monsterdon

"What do you do with these things?"

"Cook 'em."

"Oh."

...What did you THINK they did with 'em? #Monsterdon

Oh Marsha's cooking all right. #Monsterdon

Is this a werewolf or a hardboiled egg at 30 minutes in the pot? #Monsterdon

The good ol' rabies vaccine :x #Monsterdon

Ah yes, watchin' TV, a beer in one hand a boobie in the other. That's Reagan's America. #Monsterdon

"Hello good friend"

Hello Good Friend, We Are Both Humans In This Movie! #Monsterdon

"Hello good friend"

Hello Good Friend, We Are Both Humans In This Movie! #Monsterdon

This is gonna degenerate into It Lives By Night, isn't it? #Monsterdon

Bit o' full frontal for the kids in row six. #Monsterdon