The Birth of Thing Addams. #Monsterdon

"The werewolves cut the phone lines!"

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Kill him, Karen. Kill him. #Monsterdon

There's knives on the other end of those sticks, lady. #Monsterdon

Wait, is it a werewolf or a vampire? #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, back in the relationship drama. #Monsterdon

See, I knew the werewolves'd get the phones eventually. Werewolves hate telephony. #Monsterdon

Slowest werewolf transformation ever. Sailor Moon's whole party is gonna be transformed before he's done. #Monsterdon

THERE we go, ma'am, finally figured out you're not actually immobilized. #Monsterdon

"See, Eddie, the problem is you always think everything's about YOU." #Monsterdon

Ngh. I think at that point I'd just let 'em shoot me. Beats turning into a werewolf. #Monsterdon

Werewolf psychologist. Don't see many o' those. #Monsterdon

You tell 'em Carradine! #Monsterdon

Oh, Marsha Marsha Marsha. #Monsterdon

Because shapeshifting INFRONT OF THE VICTIM worked so well the first time. #Monsterdon

Seriously, chief, just start unloading clips into them. No quarter. #Monsterdon

Every werewolf in the county and they still can't knock down one barn door. Weeeeeak. #Monsterdon

Every werewolf in the county and they still can't knock down one barn door. Weeeeeak. #Monsterdon

I think Marsha is a were-aiai #Monsterdon

Thankfully they have the durability and reliability of a MAZDA! #Monsterdon