See, I knew the werewolves'd get the phones eventually. Werewolves hate telephony. #Monsterdon

Slowest werewolf transformation ever. Sailor Moon's whole party is gonna be transformed before he's done. #Monsterdon

THERE we go, ma'am, finally figured out you're not actually immobilized. #Monsterdon

"See, Eddie, the problem is you always think everything's about YOU." #Monsterdon

Ngh. I think at that point I'd just let 'em shoot me. Beats turning into a werewolf. #Monsterdon

Werewolf psychologist. Don't see many o' those. #Monsterdon

You tell 'em Carradine! #Monsterdon

Oh, Marsha Marsha Marsha. #Monsterdon

Because shapeshifting INFRONT OF THE VICTIM worked so well the first time. #Monsterdon

Seriously, chief, just start unloading clips into them. No quarter. #Monsterdon

Every werewolf in the county and they still can't knock down one barn door. Weeeeeak. #Monsterdon

Every werewolf in the county and they still can't knock down one barn door. Weeeeeak. #Monsterdon

I think Marsha is a were-aiai #Monsterdon

Thankfully they have the durability and reliability of a MAZDA! #Monsterdon

Thankfully they have the durability and reliability of a MAZDA! #Monsterdon

...i want it on the record I hit post on that last toot *exactly as* the car exploded XD #Monsterdon

On the plus side, it's the Sheriff's car. If they run out of silver bullets you know he's got Coors Light in the back. #Monsterdon

Oh she's got GOLD eyes, she's a werewolf queen #Monsterdon

SHE'S A WERE-SHITZU! #Monsterdon

Don't smash the hamburger like that, dipshit, it's gonna be dry as fuck -_-; #Monsterdon