Wait I thought the bear only ate women?

...Olsen, anything you want to share with us? I promise it's a very progressive crowd. #Monsterdon

...Okay I guess we're done with that scene? #Monsterdon

Okay now the soundtrack's just straight up ripping off Jaws. Like, come on. #Monsterdon

Okay now the soundtrack's just straight up ripping off Jaws. Like, come on. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "This Jaws ripoff is ripping off Jaws!"

...Does the bear have a mouth on its stomach? How'd it bite the kid's leg off with its head in the air? #Monsterdon

I wonder what the bunny is doing right now. #Monsterdon

"Like 'Nam all over again!"

Yeah, General McNamara is sending you boys in, he says you're every bit as good as normal recruits. #Monsterdon

"That boy's weird."

...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon

I wonder if the bear wants some soup.

I mean. He's been filling up on nothing but crackers. #Monsterdon

I love when we get a look at the actual bear. He's just hangin' out, havin' a good time. Like when a movie shows you Dangerous Wild Wolves and it's literally a bunch of huskies with wagging tails. #Monsterdon

One day we'll hit the next plot point. I'm certain of it. #Monsterdon

Yeah we're getting more than the normal amount of 70's Guy Pissing Matches in this flick. #Monsterdon

Impressive how the bear can teleport like that. #Monsterdon

"Nnngh. I'm half buried and sticky... Did I miss something fun?" #Monsterdon

He's doing the Family Guy death pose #Monsterdon

Can't believe this film still has ten minutes left. #Monsterdon

This plot has no through-line. Like, there's no story being told here, it's just a series of events that happen one after the other. #Monsterdon

Oh I hope the bear takes the helicopter down #Monsterdon

Oh I hope the bear takes the helicopter down #Monsterdon