Soon soon soon! A #Monsterdon will be upon us! Tonight we're watching Clash of the Titans (1981). Feel free to mute the hashtag, or me, for the next few hours if you don't want clashes all up in your titans.

I went to a high school with Titans as our mascot so I have some kind of connection to this movie, well not much of one, not actually one at all in fact, never mind let's just forget that I tried to figure out some kind of personal tie to this movie at all. Let's just watch and cringe, and laugh until Chronos eats us all.

Side node I almost did a #WrongFrogs tonight, I was in a store with used DVD and was delighted to discover that they had Clash of the Titans! But I checked in time, we are not watching Clash of the Titans (2010)!

Father of the year

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NBD, just standing around holding my owl

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If there is one Titan left how will there be a clash of them?

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A+ wanton destruction

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AOAB (All Olympians Are Bastards)

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Some of these effects are legit super fun

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"I am a poet and a playwright. The goofy masks are just for fun"

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"My first girlfriend became the moon"

"That's rough, buddy"

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What's the plan here? Swing a sword around an abandoned theater until something happens?

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Oh, well, guess that plan worked better than I would have guessed

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oh god a talking shield can we not

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Okay sure maybe the helmet will make him invisible but then the Nazgul will know where he is

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I guess I'll just - hang out in this cage????

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Hey Perseus maybe try NOT being a creep

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Look! It's BOB PEGASUS!

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I'm confused didn't Perseus like murder all of the other members of the Pegasus family why does he thing think one is gonna be for riding?

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Epic looking-concerned-while-sitting-still action

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God this is so bizarre but for once I probably can't blame the filmmakers I have to blame ancient Greeks

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PATHOS

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