"I am a poet and a playwright. The goofy masks are just for fun"

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"My first girlfriend became the moon"

"That's rough, buddy"

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What's the plan here? Swing a sword around an abandoned theater until something happens?

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Oh, well, guess that plan worked better than I would have guessed

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oh god a talking shield can we not

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Okay sure maybe the helmet will make him invisible but then the Nazgul will know where he is

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I guess I'll just - hang out in this cage????

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Hey Perseus maybe try NOT being a creep

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Look! It's BOB PEGASUS!

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I'm confused didn't Perseus like murder all of the other members of the Pegasus family why does he thing think one is gonna be for riding?

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Epic looking-concerned-while-sitting-still action

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God this is so bizarre but for once I probably can't blame the filmmakers I have to blame ancient Greeks

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PATHOS

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Don't let Bob Pegasus into the Swamps of Sadness

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Ancient Greek dating app

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"Sure I know him he's be creeping into my bedroom for a week"

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Is this a riddle or a Venn diagram?

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goddamn this guy knows how to woo a girl

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Oh god the kraken AGAIN? cmon get an imagination

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It is bad news when your goddess's head falls off?

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