Whoops, fell victim to the dreaded predatory BBC Quarry. #Monsterdon

Mongo HATES Oldsmobiles #Monsterdon

OH metal hook RIGHT IN THE APPENDIX that's gotta hurt #Monsterdon

Yes yeti, flee into the woods, where I'm sure no one will ever be able to find the FIFTY FOOT GODDAMN APEMAN >_> #Monsterdon

Yeti like, "Oh... Kay. I guess I'll just... Leave, then. I guess." #Monsterdon

JESUS BORDER COLLIE OUT OF NOWHERE??? #Monsterdon

And we end as we began

with the movie falling to pieces #Monsterdon

All together, now

Go away yeti

Go away. #Monsterdon

Really I'm just relieved they didn't end with another yeti crotch shot. #Monsterdon

Tonight's #Monsterdon movie left me with many, many questions. To wit:

-Why was it clearly filmed in Italian, dubbed into English, and then *subtitled back into Italian*?

-Why was the whole soundtrack remixes of O Fortuna?

-Why was the first 70 minutes a kid-friendly Wonders of Nature thing while the last 20 were spent *BRUTALLY MURDERING HALF THE CAST*?

-WITH FEET