alright, i'm tired, i'm cranky for no good reason, and my bloody cursor isn't showing up on my second screen. hit it. #monsterdon

girldler your loins. #monsterdon

nice of this movie to tell us it's thesis right here at the beginning, so we don't have to watch the rest of the film. right? right??? #monsterdon

(i think the youtube version is incorrectly aspected??? or... only some shots of it are??? what is going on.) #monsterdon

"good wine at reasonable prices"
"what could it cost $10?"
same energy

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right after we get eaten.

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wow, that was her arm! nice.

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that scene was hilarious, and nothing can make me think otherwise.

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"what story does this face tell ya?"
you're an absolute waste of a cigarette, sir, and the fact that we have to spend time with you in this movie is indicitive of the 1970's obsession with... #TedTalk

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ope, found 'er.

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oof, the 1970s CLOSE UP is a little too much for me today. i wasn't warned i would have to look at people's pores this evening.

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i guess that counts as an Evacuation Scene, but somehow it's less exciting than the Godzilla kind...

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um, are this woman's feet in a different location from the norm? does anyone else have to get naked to soak their feet?

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"oh god no!" - my reaction to this film so far.

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"there's something i'm not doing"

i think it might be acting in a good movie, but okay.

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and so our throuple finally meets.

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oo, are we gonna eat the children now? wonderful.

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i do like to think that if i was grabbed by a monster pleistocene-era grizzly bear, that any partner i may have at the time would be smart enough to get the hell out of there, and not just stand there like an idiot screaming.

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"you be careful or they'll get both of you"

if we're lucky, the bear'll get them all. including the writer.

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