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Movie got to bare boobs faster than murder, that's unusual. #Monsterdon

Okay, "Describe the attacker, was he black?" WAS the most realistic dialogue in the film so far. #Monsterdon

It's a tiiiiiIIiime muuMMYyyy~ ♫ #Monsterdon

Mummy splitting his time between murder and freelance plumbing. #Monsterdon

By my outdated 70s moustache, I WILL get to the bottom of this! #Monsterdon

"It's an emergency! I've invented instant pudding!" #Monsterdon

On the other hand, walking around forcing balls on people is entirely in the norm for that guy. #Monsterdon

...Uh. Okay, that was inexplicable. Are the rats drawn to X-ray machines, or...? #Monsterdon

"How do I look?"

Like a Party Central standee? #Monsterdon

Mummies, well known for hovering over rough terrain. #Monsterdon

Mummy's a voyeur. He's probably fascinated by the concept of lips, actually. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ancient Egyptian Segway #Monsterdon

Fifteen people, dancing to twenty different beats. #Monsterdon

I don't know what Bench Guy is getting so pissed about, you're making out in a public spot. Of course you're gonna get interrupted, dipshit. #Monsterdon

"Chief?" "McCloud!" #Monsterdon

Faster, Mummy! Kill, Kill! #Monsterdon

Huh, Pac-Man's in the reactor. #Monsterdon

"Hello, Professor, this is the time mummy. Is your refrigerator running?" #Monsterdon

"You're addressing the president of an accredited university."

Oh sorry, I'll get my wallet out. #Monsterdon