these kids look like they just came off the set of a Mad Max movie.

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keep away from punkin head

and yet here we are, watching this movie.

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lance, i would not leave your child alone with these charming visitors hanging out in you store's back yard. when one of them inevitably runs over his own dick, your son is going to have to deal with them.

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mm, dad's gonna be a bit upset, i suspect.

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so, the dumb teenagers at least knew enough to keep him warm and not to move him.

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ah, so this isn't the first person he's vehicular manslaughtered.

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and he just took him home instead of to a hospital. lance, i don't know what to tell you.

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"all she can do is take you straight to hell"

well, we're already attending a Monsterdon, so why not?

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mm, she's got a little bog and everything, good for her.

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tarantula cameo.

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that cheerful gentleman is just taking a nap, no need to fear, sir.

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get some gloves, Lance. no need to injure your fingers when summoning demons from beyond.

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"what is it?"

do you really wanna know???

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damn, lance went down like a champ.

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eugh eugh, gruesome. amazing. A+++

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oh yeah, i'm sure the boy'll be fine. you, on the other hand...

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yes, you have indeed fucked up. how about you try having some morals for once.

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that dog just like, i have read the script, and let me tell you.

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