okay, i've got a giant helping of dinner so i don't have to go back for seconds in the middle of the movie. i'm ready.

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jeff east? what about jeff west?

(what is the opposite of "jeff" ?)

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jeff east? what about jeff west?

(what is the opposite of "jeff" ?)

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introducing... some people we really thought you were gonna hear from again, but we never did. and that's okay.

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will it be alright? ma'am. i assume no.

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why doesn't daddy let the man in?

coz daddy's a christian.

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not just monster attack, but actual monster! nice!

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wow, those are some glasses, kid.

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okay, that is cute tho. when both of them are ripped limb from limb by a Creature From Beyond, it's gonna be sad.

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so the dog's name is gypsy... ah.

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these kids look like they just came off the set of a Mad Max movie.

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keep away from punkin head

and yet here we are, watching this movie.

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lance, i would not leave your child alone with these charming visitors hanging out in you store's back yard. when one of them inevitably runs over his own dick, your son is going to have to deal with them.

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mm, dad's gonna be a bit upset, i suspect.

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so, the dumb teenagers at least knew enough to keep him warm and not to move him.

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ah, so this isn't the first person he's vehicular manslaughtered.

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and he just took him home instead of to a hospital. lance, i don't know what to tell you.

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"all she can do is take you straight to hell"

well, we're already attending a Monsterdon, so why not?

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mm, she's got a little bog and everything, good for her.

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