Being shot in the shoulder is fatal to career women over forty #Monsterdon

Oh right, there's still a kaiju battle going on outside. #Monsterdon

OH COME

ON

#Monsterdon

I kinda like Ghidora as a centaur, tho, that's nice. #Monsterdon

PETER PAN BEEEEEEEAM #Monsterdon

So now it's time for Minilla to come back and teach daddy the Power of Love? #Monsterdon

BY FAR THE LEAST BELIEVABLE THING TO *EVER* HAPPEN #Monsterdon

"Godzilla, it's over! You must forgive!"

Yeah, we've learned our lesson about nuclear weapons! The cold war is over, right? It's 2004, nobody could POSSIBLY start a nuclear war now! #Monsterdon

"So you came back!"

And since this is our third scene together... #Monsterdon

And the strains of video poker music sing us to the epilogue! #Monsterdon

FUCKING OFF INTO THE SEA! At long last a cliche I can get into. #Monsterdon

jesus christ #Monsterdon

That was exhausting. An hour at that pace would've been tiring, two is like running a marathon @_@ #Monsterdon

Seriously, that was BY FAR the least believable Godzilla movie I've ever seen.

I realize that's like saying it's the least throwable Toyota I've ever seen, but still. #Monsterdon