"Please, doctor Gordon."

Hit me, doc! Light me up! I wanna be seeing Bigfoot and singing Jimi Hendrix by six! #Monsterdon

"But there's nothing there now!"

And as we all know, if you can't see something immediately, it doesn't exist. #Monsterdon

...Is this the Cinemagic? #Monsterdon

Wow, this production's so cheap we don't even get negative scratches. #Monsterdon

She wants to pick some plants

Call that Cinemagic: the Gathering

#Monsterdon

Iris does look good with black lipstick, tho #Monsterdon

Aaaand she immediately gets attacked by a tentacle monster, yeah I wonder how this movie really feels about women. #Monsterdon

Hold up Tom, you're ripping the felt. We gotta use this model again. #Monsterdon

"Whaddya say we head back to the ship?"

Yeah, the Virtual Boy-vision is giving me eye strain @_@ #Monsterdon

Great, now he's gonna start sexually harassing the gun >_> #Monsterdon

"Community mind?"

Yeah, at the rec center. Next to the tool library. #Monsterdon

Did he say "jumpy" or "jump me"? >_> #Monsterdon

"Then it isn't just me? Because I'm a woman?"

#Monsterdon

"I'll go with you."

Yeah, once he figures out how that sheathe works 9_9 #Monsterdon

...Okay so you didn't look UP at any stage here? #Monsterdon

God, why is this movie so BEEPY even the monster is high pitched #Monsterdon

"No, wait a minute Iris."

You've already been in Peril twice, it's someone else's turn. #Monsterdon

"No, wait a minute Iris."

You've already been in Peril twice, it's someone else's turn. #Monsterdon

"Tomorrow we'll bring the boat"

Oooh yah, bring the fishin' rods, see if they're bitin' up by Round Lake. Get some crappies maybe, oh yah #Monsterdon

Turn off the external inertial dampers, Chekhov. #Monsterdon