Some @cR0w 's just want to watch the world burn

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@dianea They say crows are the smartest birds around...

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Maybe the crow is there to teach.

@dianea best reply I've seen with this post "this crow is more prepared than some of my students"

@dianea @emilvolk :3

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Just wait till they get their beaks on a slide rule

@c_dan4th @dianea Hard agree!

@dianea @faoluin The way it was described to me many years ago was:
Birds are not particularly intelligent. Once you take out the feathers and the huge eyes, there is not much volume left for a brain.
But corvids and parrots are quite intelligent.
Therefore, they are not birds.
Instead, the only logical possibility is that they are the survivors of a crashed alien spaceship.
The engineers became corvids, having dark plumage perfect for working with oily machinery, and mechanical problem solving skills. The bridge officers became parrots, with brightly coloured uniforms and ability to communicate in alien (to them, i.e. human) languages.

@faraiwe @dianea Crows are definetely closer to the Gods than us humans. They would cure cancer instead of making nukes

@lethe @faraiwe @dianea Our only taxes would be peanuts

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Clear case of discrowmination in academia.

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“Hello fellow humans. Where is the snack cabinet and armory?”

@dianea If you are hungry for education, they are hungry for education. Let them in.

@dianea That makes them more organised than some of the other students!