"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon

"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon

...What part of psychic research requires BEAKERS AND TUBES? #Monsterdon

So the rats are psychic? ...OH MY GOD HE'S A MINDFLAYER

Cranium rat

Cranium rats, or brain vermin,[1] were psionically enhanced rats, transformed by mind flayers through bombardment with psionic energy. They were used as spies by illithids, interspersed through the normal rat population of a city.[2] Cranium rats were indistinguishable from regular variants of...

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Men in double-breasted suits standing four abreast... That's sixteen abreast? #Monsterdon

"We're supposed to watch this penny arcade drama?"

Well, we do it for fun. I suppose you're getting paid? #Monsterdon

I wonder what the She Creature is doing right now. #Monsterdon

"Take Professor Anderson's glasses off... Put them back on... No, on the Professor. On Professor Anderson. No, the glasses, put the GLASSES on Professor Anderson. ...Andrea can you stop fucking around please." #Monsterdon

"Take Professor Anderson's glasses off... Put them back on... No, on the Professor. On Professor Anderson. No, the glasses, put the GLASSES on Professor Anderson. ...Andrea can you stop fucking around please." #Monsterdon

"Elizabeth Weatherby is real!"

Weather Elizabethby still unproven! #Monsterdon

"Your dog and I are not compatible."

You tried to date the DOG, TOO!? #Monsterdon

Oh good, another long, talky scene. Been all of thirty seconds since we had one o' those. #Monsterdon

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M mildly peeved #Monsterdon

"I love him."

Apparently.

#Monsterdon

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

...Huh, this shot was actually *set up*, they must've got a cinematographer for the day. #Monsterdon

"You taught me how to fight him."

You helped me memorize his attack patterns. #Monsterdon

"I've formed a few theories, I wanna try them out on you."

Sorry Sarge, I've got a girlfriend. #Monsterdon

I think this guy may be our mumbliest protagonist to date. Everything he says comes tumbling out in a sullen half-burble. #Monsterdon