nihonjin bill shatner (NBS) has a fancy coat, that's how you know he's the Captain. #monsterdon

kaiju no ou, yup that's our boy. #monsterdon

damn, this movie really taking a whole bite, referencing all the previous Godzilla movies. props for confidence, i guess... #monsterdon

this captain is cool under pressure mostly because he doesn't speak japanese and can't understand his crew's desperate screams. #monsterdon

you know these are mutants because they get the cooler techno music. #monsterdon

KISS! #monsterdon

"our mission is not to defend"
it's to fuuuuuuu--
#monsterdon

ma'am, he has a boyfriend, you're gonna have to back off. #monsterdon

show me here on this etch-a-sketch where godzilla hurt you. #monsterdon

the mothra twins!? HI GUYS! #monsterdon

...our brightest star-- oh wait, wrong movie. #monsterdon

ah yes, peak ニューヨーク. #monsterdon

is that what sydney is all about, knocking over street displays of soda? #monsterdon

hey, going back his friend, how nice-- oops. #monsterdon

ha! fuck that guy in particular. #monsterdon

nihonjin orlando bloom is here to save the day? #monsterdon

ah, here we have The Childe. #monsterdon

why was his catch phrase in english!!! whyyyyyy
#monsterdon

if this lady smokes a cigarette in front of this thing, i will be forced to stan. #monsterdon

neo called, he'd like to file a copyright claim. #monsterdon