damn, this movie really taking a whole bite, referencing all the previous Godzilla movies. props for confidence, i guess... #monsterdon

this captain is cool under pressure mostly because he doesn't speak japanese and can't understand his crew's desperate screams. #monsterdon

you know these are mutants because they get the cooler techno music. #monsterdon

KISS! #monsterdon

"our mission is not to defend"
it's to fuuuuuuu--
#monsterdon

ma'am, he has a boyfriend, you're gonna have to back off. #monsterdon

show me here on this etch-a-sketch where godzilla hurt you. #monsterdon

the mothra twins!? HI GUYS! #monsterdon

...our brightest star-- oh wait, wrong movie. #monsterdon

ah yes, peak ニューヨーク. #monsterdon

is that what sydney is all about, knocking over street displays of soda? #monsterdon

hey, going back his friend, how nice-- oops. #monsterdon

ha! fuck that guy in particular. #monsterdon

nihonjin orlando bloom is here to save the day? #monsterdon

ah, here we have The Childe. #monsterdon

why was his catch phrase in english!!! whyyyyyy
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if this lady smokes a cigarette in front of this thing, i will be forced to stan. #monsterdon

neo called, he'd like to file a copyright claim. #monsterdon

well, they're no Vulcans, but i guess the japanese did have a english logo ready to go, so sure, why not. #monsterdon

so... we are 37 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and every single kaiju in practially every movie ever released has attacked the planet, there's aliens, AND the sister's trying to cut in on the throuple between the dumbass bodyguard, his hotheaded boyfriend, and the hot scientist. okay, got it. #monsterdon