ma'am, he has a boyfriend, you're gonna have to back off. #monsterdon

show me here on this etch-a-sketch where godzilla hurt you. #monsterdon

the mothra twins!? HI GUYS! #monsterdon

...our brightest star-- oh wait, wrong movie. #monsterdon

ah yes, peak ニューヨーク. #monsterdon

is that what sydney is all about, knocking over street displays of soda? #monsterdon

hey, going back his friend, how nice-- oops. #monsterdon

ha! fuck that guy in particular. #monsterdon

nihonjin orlando bloom is here to save the day? #monsterdon

ah, here we have The Childe. #monsterdon

why was his catch phrase in english!!! whyyyyyy
#monsterdon

if this lady smokes a cigarette in front of this thing, i will be forced to stan. #monsterdon

neo called, he'd like to file a copyright claim. #monsterdon

well, they're no Vulcans, but i guess the japanese did have a english logo ready to go, so sure, why not. #monsterdon

so... we are 37 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and every single kaiju in practially every movie ever released has attacked the planet, there's aliens, AND the sister's trying to cut in on the throuple between the dumbass bodyguard, his hotheaded boyfriend, and the hot scientist. okay, got it. #monsterdon

oh, and an attempted assassination. check. #monsterdon

ah. nevermind then, ma'am. carry on. #monsterdon

wait, they called the horogurafu, gurasu??? okay. #monsterdon

oh crap, are we really going to mustache daddy for help now? #monsterdon

that's how i like to do all my computing, in a metal room with LEDs all over the place. #monsterdon