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    Ech
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    #6

    Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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      ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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      Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

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      • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

        or took off a corpse that’s been dead for a few years.

        I’ve often wondered how anyone could take the equipment from a rotted corpse without gagging.

        ohhhh that smell, can't you smell that smell

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        zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.

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        • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

          or took off a corpse that’s been dead for a few years.

          I’ve often wondered how anyone could take the equipment from a rotted corpse without gagging.

          ohhhh that smell, can't you smell that smell

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          woodscientist@sh.itjust.works
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          This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

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            rustyfish@lemmy.world
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            That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

            Describe what your character is wearing.

            Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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              Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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              rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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              The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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              • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR rustyfish@lemmy.world

                That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

                Describe what your character is wearing.

                Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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                festnt@sh.itjust.works
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                monks work even better

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                • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR rustyfish@lemmy.world

                  That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

                  Describe what your character is wearing.

                  Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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                  curiousrefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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                    drbeerface@lemmy.world
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                    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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                      Xtallll
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                      Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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                        Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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                        Tedesche
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                        “It’s legitimate salvage!”

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                          spacehooks@reddthat.com
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                          Not realistic it should be more like this

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                          • C curiousrefugee@discuss.tchncs.de

                            In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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                            texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works
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                            What’s this magic item that gives sex?

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                              Sundray
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                              Shop loot the look!

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                              • T texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works

                                What’s this magic item that gives sex?

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                                viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                This one

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                                • V viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  This one

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                                  texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                                    Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                                    viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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                                      thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com
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                                      stealing is different from robbing

                                      that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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                                      • T texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works

                                        Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                                        kichae@lemmy.ca
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                                        The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!

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                                        • V viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                          Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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                                          Something tells me there’s a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn’t differentiate, or simply refused to.

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