Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?

Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater

Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me

Objection: password irrelevant

Username expired: log in to change it

Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.

Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz

Error: Password does not spark joy.

Error: Passwords? In this economy?

Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.

Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.

Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.

Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.

Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.

Error: For sale: one password, never used

Error: password must have:

* Two special characters
* That have a conversation
* About something other than a man