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THE FILM

LITERALLY

JUST JUMPED THE GATOR #Monsterdon

Time to cut bait, boys. #Monsterdon

It was the 70s, everyone carried ketchup packets in their pockets all the time -_-; #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe entire bottles of Heinz died to make this movie

This grilling scene is almost as awkward as the bowling scene from Werewolf of Washington. #Monsterdon

This is how all the Tempered Lagiacrus fights end up going #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

Driver's like, "Hold up, I wanna see where he's going with this." #Monsterdon

"Mongo HATES cadillacs" #Monsterdon

You can tell he's the hero because he's chasing a thirty foot monster with a small caliber revolver and yet somehow he's gonna end up winning -_- #Monsterdon

Again, Ramon's targets have been entirely justifiable in my eyes. He eats cops, jerks, and the rich. Tho even HE couldn't stomach the mayor, I don't blame him. #Monsterdon

Okay again, I'm not sure what's going on because this scene is being lit through a pinhole, but I'm sure it's very tension-filled. #Monsterdon

HA!

okay the car stopping on the manhole cover was legitimately funny #Monsterdon

RAMON DID NOTHING WRONG #Monsterdon

And the movie ends as it began

Imprisoned in the sewer. #Monsterdon

Okay, I'm gonna start asking this at the end of every film: Was THIS the worst #Monsterdon movie ever?

Surprisingly short credits, thank you oh merciful one #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe oh come on, not even close.

Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein is worse by several parsecs. There's no dialogue in the first fifteen minutes… and when they finally start talking, you pray for them to shut the hell up.

Vampires on Bikini Beach was the week before Alligator and it was *objectively worse*.

Alligator made mention of animal abuse, but Food of the Gods had real *on screen* abuse of rats.

Alligator had bad science, but it also said up front that the Alligator in it was impossible and at least *tried* to give a plausible explanation. What's Grizzly's excuse?

And finally: The Alligator crashed a rich people wedding, ate a buncha assholes, and then beat the car the main bad guy - an immoral pharmacy executive who paid people to hurt dogs - until it crushed him to death.

Alligator was AWESOME.