gamer copypasta: dnd edition
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell.
Have you tried telling Tasha about it?
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
I’ll show you that Tasha’s Hideous Laughter ain’t a real spell!
begins tickling OP’s feet and armpits
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
Teehee
“use something that actually does damage for once.”
Not Teehee
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
Someone’s just jealous that Vicious Mockery and Faerie Fire aren’t on their spell list
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No, you’re NOT a real arcanist.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re arcanists. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being arcanists. I see these people saying “I know like 3 cantrips, it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily cast at least 6 different cantrips. I see people who can only cast up to 5th level and claim to be arcanists. Come talk to me when you can cast Disintegrate, then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL BARDS: Vicious Mockery is not a real spell. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell. Nathair’s Mischief is not a real spell. Faerie Fire is not a real spell. Friends is not a real spell. Enchantment spells are NOT.REAL.SPELLS. stop using the baby spells and use something that actually does damage for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL arcanists.
Tasha’s Hideous Laughter is not a real spell.
/casts Tasha’s Hideous Laughter on myself
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*Casts sugestion on self
“Be OK”
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