"It ain't me, it's them!"

Sure, that's what they all say. #Monsterdon

"Green."

No, puce. #Monsterdon

"Green."

No, puce. #Monsterdon

"Step-father."

He's a newspaper editor. Hates some big masked spider guy. #Monsterdon

Now THAT's green! #Monsterdon

...Huh. So Charlie made it out to space, then about a mile outside his hometown. He's really come up in the world, huh. #Monsterdon

Oh, fat jokes. Nice. How soon 'til he gets eaten? #Monsterdon

Kid, don't lick that. #Monsterdon

Yesssss, the misogynist landlord is the first to die! #Monsterdon

Yesssss, the misogynist landlord is the first to die! #Monsterdon

I'm WAAAAAAAULKIN' heeeeeah~! #Monsterdon

....Please tell me Frank is not doing your laundry OH GOD HE IS D8 D8 D8 #Monsterdon

WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST EAT THIS SHITHEAD ALREADY #Monsterdon

THANK you. Jesus. #Monsterdon

"Did you hear something?"

For legal purposes, no. Nothing. #Monsterdon

Oh, they Spindash, nice. Not exactly Green Hill Zone, but... #Monsterdon

Man, if someone kept calling me "sport" I'd tear open their jugular too. #Monsterdon

Run, miss. That tempera paint was a warning. #Monsterdon

"Brigg's Minimall"

Today, Chett here would be knocking their homes down to build a server farm for cryptomining. #Monsterdon

I like Rosie #Monsterdon