ah, people in tubes, just what i've always wanted.

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yes, ma'am, telephones are scary.

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okay, if this preview is even remotely accurate, i am ready for this.

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(dramatic music)

probably not.

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so, is Perry Mason's office in this building, do you think?

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so this is gonna be an expanded twilight zone episode featuring the dude from the twilight zone? i'm in.

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(John Hoyt, by the way, was in basically every TV show ever made in the 50s and 60s i believe.)

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imagine if they remade this movie today. the part of Franz would be played by the grossest, 4channest, figurine-obsessed gross person, but pretending to be normal. the audience would be screaming by this point.

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sally sure has settled into taking over this office. good for her.

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any man who tells me not to get excited gets slugged.

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okay, the elevator scene can stay though, that was good filmmaking, especially for like 1912.

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yeah, franz wants the strapless organdy for himself.

actually, that would be a significantly better movie than the creepfest we seem to be having so far.

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mr goatee really making it obvious Hoyt has real acting talent here.

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yes, living in the present and shrinking people against their will. the two great tennants of life.

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so after that, sally has agreed to a date with Bob??? wow, ma'am, i really gave you more credit than that.

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"why do you think i've been hanging around all these weeks?"

coz you're a CREEP.

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gross. these two have so little chemistry i think it might be turning me off permanently.

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ah, okay, fine, Bob does get a pass for skipping out, since i'm now nearly certain he's about 6 inches tall.

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"bob wouldn't treat me this way"

as opposed to the previous 20 minutes of this movie, where he treated you exactly like that.

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