"They said I was mad to build a temple in the swamp! But I built it all the same. The first temple sank into the swamp. So I built another! That one fell over, then sank into the swamp. But I built a THIRD temple and that one caught on fire, fell over and THEN fell into the swamp! But the fourth one stayed up." #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Esther Williams orcs. #Monsterdon

Huh, our hero took Two-handed Fighting as a bonus feat last level up. #Monsterdon

Kid's an apprentice exposition wizard. #Monsterdon

Rell wishes for ignorance, specifically of this obnoxious little wizard nerd. #Monsterdon

The Beast keeps threatening our heroine with clothing. #Monsterdon

...Shouldn't they have encountered ROUSes by now? #Monsterdon

Welp, there's one Redshirt down. #Monsterdon

Oh, he's been absorbed by the black oil alien from The X-Files. #Monsterdon

Oo, stabbed him right in the silicone pouch. #Monsterdon

"We're your family now."

Oh, great. Wonderful, thanks, uh, dad

#Monsterdon

You're ripping off SHELOB now? Read another book, motherfucker! #Monsterdon

Fair play to Muttonchops Gandalf, it's never fun visiting your ex. #Monsterdon

And the dog thing whimpers out like the pointless bit it was. #Monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Here comes the airplane, little kingy, brrrrrrummm! #Monsterdon

The queen is trapped in the Final Fantasy parts of a Kingdom Hearts game. #Monsterdon

Oh, the Beast is a Republican. #Monsterdon

Ah, the great power of the Beast to shove a woman offstage. At higher levels he gets a long pole with a hook at the end. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Lala Barina nest. #Monsterdon #monsterhunter

Oh we're getting some stop motion spider! I knew this movie would be worthwhile #Monsterdon