"We're your family now."

Oh, great. Wonderful, thanks, uh, dad

#Monsterdon

You're ripping off SHELOB now? Read another book, motherfucker! #Monsterdon

Fair play to Muttonchops Gandalf, it's never fun visiting your ex. #Monsterdon

And the dog thing whimpers out like the pointless bit it was. #Monsterdon

"You must eat something. Please, for me?"

Here comes the airplane, little kingy, brrrrrrummm! #Monsterdon

The queen is trapped in the Final Fantasy parts of a Kingdom Hearts game. #Monsterdon

Oh, the Beast is a Republican. #Monsterdon

Ah, the great power of the Beast to shove a woman offstage. At higher levels he gets a long pole with a hook at the end. #Monsterdon

Whoops, Lala Barina nest. #Monsterdon #monsterhunter

Oh we're getting some stop motion spider! I knew this movie would be worthwhile #Monsterdon

"I was supposed to be in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Spielberg never returns my calls!" #Monsterdon

Oh, the Mirror of Maybeline. #Monsterdon

Well, Hobby Lobby's never taking return on that hourglass now #Monsterdon

Nice to see they left raytracing on. #Monsterdon

"Fly, you fools." #Monsterdon

Firemares, or as they're more usually known, beer horsies. #Monsterdon

So we're just getting an extended horse-rustling scene, huh? #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the guy in the cyclops prosthetic, tho, he's earning his pay like four times over. #Monsterdon

"Each to his fate."

My fate is another handful of chocolate, I think. #Monsterdon

"We had no time!"

BITCH THIS MOVIE IS TWO HOURS LONG YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME. #Monsterdon