Play Over the Edge and those can actually be your stats.

Between Kingdom of Loathing and West of Loathing, they’ve got half of these covered.

Pure je ne sais quoi build.

I always have that certain something needed for the job.

That’s like half of PBtA games, no?

Moxy and chutzpah are stats in Paranoia

I feel like Shadow over Loathing might tap into the rest, lol

There’s a Cuck Tingle RPG where you can play a sentient DVD box set. IIRC your stats are not far from this

The computer is your friend!

That’s how my bard build feels in BG3. Always know the right thing to say, to make a bad guy kill himself.

Hmm… Now I need a Loathing TTRPG.

Heres my character for this campaign

Jib.

The jib sail is the triangular one at the prow of a ship. Different countries used different designs, so liking the cut of a jib meant you recognized it.

Cut Of Your Jib - Meaning & Origin Of The Phrase

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How are you going in with 0 gusto, are you bonkers??

This reminds me of West of Loathing

Looks like you minmaxed for Gib Cut. I like that.

Have a treason star

Also worth mentioning one of the primary stats is Violence

Ah, the “Provincial dad” class.

Perhaps not with those exact names, but there’s a fix:

Simple World - Buried Without Ceremony

A lightweight, stripped-down engine for putting together your next PBtA game.

Buried Without Ceremony (buriedwithoutceremony.com)

There could be a debuff called “wishy washy”, it increases your childlike wonder, but lowers your gumption.

whats a jib?