I'm rewatching the first season of #TheXFiles (yes again) and I love how Scully's field reports are like *in-depth descriptions of specific events with corroborating evidence* and Mulder's field reports are like, "Do you think God, too, remains in heaven in fear of what he's created?"

@CactuarJoe Every time Mulder says something like he thinks he’s VERY clever and Scully looks so done with his shit, my life bar recharges.

@trixter There's this one part of an early episode where Mulder goes, "Tell me I'm crazy!" and Scully goes, "Mulder, you're crazy."

and sometimes I rewatch just that part because it's worth AT LEAST another day or two of life

I'm rewatching the first season of #TheXFiles (yes again) and I love how Scully's field reports are like *in-depth descriptions of specific events with corroborating evidence* and Mulder's field reports are like, "Do you think God, too, remains in heaven in fear of what he's created?"

@CactuarJoe No one who ever worked with Mulder would blame his managers for not wanting to put up with his shit.

@jwisser Honestly Director Skinner must have the patience of a saint.

@CactuarJoe @jwisser "Mulder, don't get on the train." Mulder, of course, gets on the train.