Cunk on TTRPGs
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There’s so many Star Trek episodes that you can steal extensively from there, too.
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That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.
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If you mash up enough old stuff, you get something new.
I had a one off that used Eboshi and the lepers from Princess Mononoke, a nutty scientist who was basically Jack from the genetically engineered team on DS9, and the big boss was the Shrike from Hyperion. Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Point is making all those fit together into a coherent story isn’t a simple task. It’s also basically how Tarantino makes his movies.
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If you mash up enough old stuff, you get something new.
I had a one off that used Eboshi and the lepers from Princess Mononoke, a nutty scientist who was basically Jack from the genetically engineered team on DS9, and the big boss was the Shrike from Hyperion. Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Point is making all those fit together into a coherent story isn’t a simple task. It’s also basically how Tarantino makes his movies.
Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Four hours wasted on a side story just to deliver a terrible joke is how you win D&D.
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That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
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That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.
Does the Alucard at least say “Bitches love cannons”?
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“How can you say my elves aren’t original? Have you seen how pointy their ears are in my sketches?”
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There’s so many Star Trek episodes that you can steal extensively from there, too.
For an RP heavy session, do “Measure of a Man” with a warforged as Data. PCs are their advocate. See how long it takes someone to notice.
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Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Four hours wasted on a side story just to deliver a terrible joke is how you win D&D.
Sit back and enjoy an evening of fine literature.
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Plot twist! My favorite book series, The Expanse, is based on a TTRPG that one of the writers came up with.
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If you mash up enough old stuff, you get something new.
I had a one off that used Eboshi and the lepers from Princess Mononoke, a nutty scientist who was basically Jack from the genetically engineered team on DS9, and the big boss was the Shrike from Hyperion. Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Point is making all those fit together into a coherent story isn’t a simple task. It’s also basically how Tarantino makes his movies.
I fucking loved the genetically engineered humans. such wacky guys, and amazing when Bashir starts as the straight-man only to quickly succumb to their unhinged schemes and megalomania. peak Trek.
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Sit back and enjoy an evening of fine literature.
the joke equivalent of a filibuster.
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Plot twist! My favorite book series, The Expanse, is based on a TTRPG that one of the writers came up with.
Was it a TTRPG? I thought the writers were developing for an MMO that got cancelled.
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Was it a TTRPG? I thought the writers were developing for an MMO that got cancelled.
Table Top RPG. I think the idea started as an MMO then Franck switched to table top. When Abraham played the table top, he was impressed so they partnered up to write the books.
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That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.
It was actually Donatello the Renaissance painter, not the ninja turtle.
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Goddamn, the truth is harsh.
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Does the Alucard at least say “Bitches love cannons”?
No, but he does yell, “In the name of my Mother, I will defeat you again!” Seemingly randomly in combat.
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This has been true since 1989, when Technotronic’s hit, Pump up the Jam, peaked British sales charts.
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Oh, right, that makes more sense.
