Not getting the option for alt text, so I’ll put it here.

::: spoiler alt text A tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: “DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons…” and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds “I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair” and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says “I’ve been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I’ve had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn’t even know what to do anymore.” :::

Not getting the option for alt text, so I’ll put it here.

::: spoiler alt text A tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: “DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons…” and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds “I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair” and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says “I’ve been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I’ve had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn’t even know what to do anymore.” :::

Not the dice cuck chair

Not getting the option for alt text, so I’ll put it here.

::: spoiler alt text A tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: “DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons…” and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds “I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair” and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says “I’ve been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I’ve had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn’t even know what to do anymore.” :::

Need a mock execution set for my dice to remind them their place.

Not getting the option for alt text, so I’ll put it here.

::: spoiler alt text A tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: “DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons…” and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds “I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair” and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says “I’ve been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I’ve had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn’t even know what to do anymore.” :::