These two were basically asking their boss for permission to go fuck in the woods, right?

#monsterdon

Ooo a tourist lodge in secret financial trouble?

They'll be sure to act responsibly when the disaster happens.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Stay out of trouble."

"What kind of trouble?"

Well, maybe don't leave your cooking fire going while you hike "at least ten miles".

#monsterdon I wish the bear would hold the camera steady.

#monsterdon This bear keeps turning people into mannequins.

#monsterdon Just a couple of missing hikers, no big deal. Don't worry about it.

#monsterdon There's a structure "about a hundred/hundred-fifty yards" from where the missing girls set up their tents, and the first ranger didn't even think to look in there?

#monsterdon OK, I'll wear a full backback with about a hundred pounds of gear. You can wear a little day pack that obviously weights nothing.

#monsterdon Is this what rangers spend their time doing?

No wonder the parks are getting defunded.

#monsterdon LOL at the tinkerbell chimes on the bloody water. Who chose that sound effect?

#monsterdon Don't chew on ice cubes! You'll crack a tooth!

#monsterdon The best way to hunt is with a bunch of hunters all within fifty feet of each-other and shouting at the top of their lungs.

#monsterdon I love "binocular" shots that are obviously not taken from far away. The perspective is wrong.

The camera is about fifty feet from those kids.

#monsterdon All he said was "It's the grizzly", but luckily they knew what he meant.

#monsterdon "How do you feel about being in a B-movie from the 1970s?"

#monsterdon Sure, looks legit.

#monsterdon They should have got a puppet for the bear's face. Their real bear just isn't making a scary face.

(Probably cause he's drugged?)

#monsterdon Isn't this a private house?

Why is it the park department's jurisdiction.

#monsterdon As a public servant, the best way to get a promotion is to let a Grizzly Bear eat a bunch of campers.

That might seem evil, but it's just politics.

#monsterdon "Is that your gun? That's not going to work. Here's a weapon you're unfamiliar with."